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seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends



how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image


getting older is scary can i stop


people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 



i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-


seriously this is what they look like


Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

    Me after walking upstairs:I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing


what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 


It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

rojee1bj: hello princess Id like to skype you if you dont mind im twenty years old a man from another part of the world livin in cyprus I like to meet people from the whole globe 

No thanks